Want to buy a car online? Well, it’s never been easier. You just navigate your browser to a spiffy site, type in the make and model and away you go. Will it run? Will it hold together? Well, when you’re buying a car online that’s the chance you take — but man alive, ain’t it cool? That is, after all, the point right?

Nothing tells your hipster friends that you can’t be bothered by conventional wisdom like making a significant financial investment based on a whim. This means opting for a really obscure make and model and putting down a substantial down payment. Fancy that used Toyota circa 1991? You know a Camry will make you a living legend in your hip circle of friends.